I am a cat lady (unanimous answer: “DUH”)

Tacos for dinner and Bing’s shark oven mitt were the highlights of the day.

Jesse is out with a college friend, Ichabod forgot I am the Source of All Pets (after 10 minutes of petting I am now in the IGNORE ZONE) and i’m pooped.

Hes a weird cat. Sometimes I think he loves me the most, and other times I think he believes im just some kind of tool that pets and feeds him. Going by textbook cat definitions he loves me as much as a cat can – cuddles me when Im sad, falls asleep with his head in my hand, gives me nose-kisses and licks, runs around me like a puppy when I get home – but the other 80% of the time he ignores my existence almost entirely. I know I shouldnt let it bother me, but I would really like approval from my cat. Hes a pretty awesome dude and it would make me feel pretty ok about myself.

Ack. tired ramblings.

Day: B (shark oven mitt. srsly.)

They were EVURWHUR

3/365 Worked today. Not the most fun. Apparently the kids dont get back until next week so there were fewer than 100 people on a campus that usually has thousands. Dead and creepy-quiet. Got a lot done and left early. Walked home (1.5 miles down a hill ...

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Update: 2.365

I wore some of my favorite earrings today! hoorah! Update: To Do: Fold some laundry and put it away. (re)Clean the kitchen. Constant battle. Afore mentioned errand. Invest in a calendar? Shower. Maybe. ITS VACATION. Waste some time. Think of christmas presents for jesse since we postponed our holiday until january due to money reasons. Set up printer (might ...

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2/365

Last day of vacation and Im starting it right. Still in bed at 1:30p. Go me! Off to run an errand soon, and get some breakfast/lunch because g-d-it im hungry and we havent gone grocery shopping in way too long. To Do: Fold some laundry and put it away. (re)Clean the kitchen. ...

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Happy New Year (1/365)

Devil Makes Three at the Catalyst with Jesse, J&E, KT, Catherine, Bailey, Tim, (drunk) Marianna & co, Merle and Fiance, etc. Home at 2:30a. Toast with eggs and champagne. Bed at 3:45a. Jesse woke up drunk. Jesse went back to sleep. Pilot light on the water heater on the shower would not ...

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I’m a dick, y’all.

My friend Grace has a tattoo. She gets a lot of really dumb questions. My favorite of which has been "Is that on your actual back!?" I notice a new profile picture today. And made a comment. moments later I received an email. You ...

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Students are dumb 1

A bus pulls up. Its front and side marquees state "Upper Campus". Student: Is this a Loop Bus? Driver: No.

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Regional Dialect

WORDS: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image,Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught QUESTIONS: What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is the bug that ...

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25 Days of Christmas Wish List

1. A hooded sweatshirt that zips and fits. No pink allowed. 2. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World on DVD. 3. This dresser, with shelves built onto the side for book storage. 4. Shelves for our collection of knicky-knacks. 5. These earrings: (I lost ONE of mine. I need a new pair!) 6. ...

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Thanksgiving

I am thankful for my beautiful mother, whose kind heart is greater than I could explain. I am thankful for my Dad, one of my greatest friends and a man who tries to understand me even if he doesn't always succeed. I am thankful for my sister - clever, thoughtful, talented and sweet. She is one of ...

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