Tacos for dinner and Bing's shark oven mitt were the highlights of the day. Jesse is out with a college friend, Ichabod forgot I am the Source of All Pets (after 10 minutes of petting I am now in the IGNORE ZONE) and i'm pooped. Hes a weird cat. Sometimes I think he loves me the most, ...
I am ill. I have been struck afoul by a dickface of a cold that is making my life fairly miserable. I am drinking gallons of tea and hot toddies, eating ...
I have a cat. This isn’t really news since I don’t shut the hell up about him, but I wanted to re-point it out. Especially considering this post is about him. I DON’T HAVE KIDS OK I NEED SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT / MAKE FUN OF AND THE MANBEAR WONT LET ME MAKE FUN OF HIM
Your tray on the airplane will always be broken. No matter what. You will always be 2 hours early for your flight. Unless you are 3 minutes late. These change without notice. Airplane wings look like they are held together by pushpins and tape. The only place I ever pray is in an airplane, in a wing seat. Time ...
I had yesterday off work. I slept in, folded laundry, cuddled the PuppyKitten, played tennis with my friend, walked dogs, told my homance happy 25th birthday and generally reveled in having nothing to do. I had yesterday off because starting today I have 10 solid days of work, 2 of which will be 10 hour ...
I have been very busy lately. I say this not as an excuse, but as an explanation. I have a hundred things to talk about, to share; thousands of words to rush out to explain the wonderful things I've been doing - the things off my life list, the exploits of my hobo and his lady friend, ...
Things I am going to do today, a list: Go to the dentist, after over an hour of bus riding, for the first time in about 3 years (which is a big change because i used to go 3 times a year because HOLY SHIT MOM I LOVE THE DENTIST SO MUCH) Go to PT with an ...
I have a cat. Well, my housemate has a cat who will be my cat once i move but isnt yet (and i have the lecture to prove it). I take care of the cat - feed him, pet him, clean his box, buy his food, give him water, brush ...
